- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What does greg and Ian have in common?

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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