- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

this website is a bad joke

your mama so old, shes dead.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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