- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Your mother is so fat.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

If you have a stroke, call 000

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

ever tried african food? they neither

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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