How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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