- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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