Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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