- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

a black man walks out of popeyes

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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