Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Death by kayak

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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