like if your cool

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Democracy.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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