- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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