- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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