- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Please don't shoot me

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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