- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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