What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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