- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

dat shoe shine tho

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What is better than life? Nothing.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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