- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Boner

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

a black man walks out of popeyes

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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