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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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