- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

girls basketball

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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