- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Do the roar!

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

whats brown and sticky? Doody

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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