What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Face...the other white meat!

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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