- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

I agree to the terms and conditions

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you call an blank test? an F

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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