How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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time to spruce up!

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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