- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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