why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Women's rights.

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