- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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