- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Communism hehe xd

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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