- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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