what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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My jeans

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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