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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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