- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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