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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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