One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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