What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Do the roar!

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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