- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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