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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What is better than life? Nothing.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

No!

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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