- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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