3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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eat a hot dog

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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