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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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