- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

FUCK THE JEWS

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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