- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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