- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

The chickens have become self-aware!

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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