What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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