- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Q- Why? A- Why not?

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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