- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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