A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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