- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why are white people white? I don't know

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

your face

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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