- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's the difference between a duck?

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??