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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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