The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Anti Joke

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