Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

ure mama's so fat

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Nero, sure you are okay?

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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