- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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