Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

why dont they make black forks

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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