Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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