Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Jesus Christ

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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