- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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