What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Lil Wayne

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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