Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

all your base are belong to mark

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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