A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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