Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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