Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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123 f*ck off

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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