- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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