Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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