A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Anti Joke

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