- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

a person who will soon die of beeties

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

that wall over there ->

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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