- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

I enjoy Popcorn

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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