- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

FUS RO DAH!!!

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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