- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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