- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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