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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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