What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What is life? Paul.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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