What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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