what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Knock knock Come in

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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