- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Jesus Christ

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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