how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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