- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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