A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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feminism

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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