- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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