Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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