Do you want to hear a joke? No.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Sarah Palin.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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