- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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