- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

i just wrote this so hard

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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