What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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that wall over there ->

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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