What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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