How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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