I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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