women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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