- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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