Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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