- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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