What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's up? Your time.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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