- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Dumbledore dies.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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