- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Guess what? I like trains.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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