Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Hello penis

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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silver bullet?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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