- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

You had better thumbs up this post.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.