- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

White men's rights

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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