- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

united we sit, cause we're fat

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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