here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Loperson

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

BIG MAC'S

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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