- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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