A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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This is a joke.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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