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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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