Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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