When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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