So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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