- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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