What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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