- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Once, I went to Peru.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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