- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How did th-A fridge.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??