- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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