- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??