Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What's your blood type? Red.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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