- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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