- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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