- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

I'm Coming

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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