- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Albino African Americans

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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