Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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