- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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