- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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