roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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