- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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