- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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