- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A cat playing laser tag.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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