What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

an emo girl walked into a white room

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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