what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Anti Joke

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