- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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