Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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a chinese man pays the full price

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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